lostsplendor:

“Taken from the catacombs of Rome in the 17th century, the relics of twelve martyred saints were then attired in the regalia of the period before being interred in a remote church on the German/Czech border.” - Immortal, Toby de Silva (via Retronaut)

“When I die,” says Antonio, cradled in the arms of his comrade in arms Captain Amerigo like a Pietà, “I want you to bury me in my armour.”
“You’re not going to die,” says Amerigo, and if there are tears shining in his eyes, the others pretend not to see them.
“Just promise me,” says Antonio. “Unless you want to keep the medallion to remember me by. Maybe look at it when you’re keeping Onan company. I don’t judge.”
“Hold your tongue, Antonio,” says Amerigo, hiccup-laughing, but Antonio will not be holding anything again, and however hard Amerigo scrubs afterwards, he cannot get the blood out of his tabard.
Amerigo keeps his word, and Antonio is buried in his armour, but Amerigo may have commissioned a goldsmith to add to the helmet. He wants to show the world how bright Antonio’s star had shone.
Part of him wants to keep the medallion after all, but in the end all he keeps are his memories.

lostsplendor:

“Taken from the catacombs of Rome in the 17th century, the relics of twelve martyred saints were then attired in the regalia of the period before being interred in a remote church on the German/Czech border.” - Immortal, Toby de Silva (via Retronaut)

“When I die,” says Antonio, cradled in the arms of his comrade in arms Captain Amerigo like a Pietà, “I want you to bury me in my armour.”

“You’re not going to die,” says Amerigo, and if there are tears shining in his eyes, the others pretend not to see them.

“Just promise me,” says Antonio. “Unless you want to keep the medallion to remember me by. Maybe look at it when you’re keeping Onan company. I don’t judge.”

“Hold your tongue, Antonio,” says Amerigo, hiccup-laughing, but Antonio will not be holding anything again, and however hard Amerigo scrubs afterwards, he cannot get the blood out of his tabard.

Amerigo keeps his word, and Antonio is buried in his armour, but Amerigo may have commissioned a goldsmith to add to the helmet. He wants to show the world how bright Antonio’s star had shone.

Part of him wants to keep the medallion after all, but in the end all he keeps are his memories.

(via eroticabot)

cupiscent:

gethiddlestoned:

This has been a badass Agent Hill appreciation post.

Danika, this post is relevant to your comments from last night.

Yessss.

(Source: wayward-angel)

avengers skit on Saturday Night Live starring Jeremy Renner

(via yunuen)

rennish:

 #otp: disdainful redhead coalition

In the Black Widow solo movie that we’re not getting, there should be a large Pepper contingent.

(Source: colourlesscolours, via eroticabot)

the avengers | harry potter au 
(disclaimer: that has nothing to do with Harry Potter himself)

Steve is a Muggleborn wizard who left the wizarding world after finishing his NEWTs in order to fulfill a promise to his family. Bruce is a professor in Defence Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts with a monstrous secret. Natasha, a Ministry spy, has a past, and it’s not a pretty one. Clint is an Auror who finds himself neck-deep in trouble when he uncovers a conspiracy against the Ministry. Tony is a rich and eccentric tinkerer who finds himself drawn to dabbling in the Dark Arts. Thor and his brother Loki are both descendants of a noble pureblooded family. The uneasy truce between the brothers is broken when Thor discovers that Loki has returned to his Death Eater ways.

(Source: osgiliaths, via yunuen)

yunuen:

You know you gotta help me out.

We are not a team, we’re a timebomb. Team!vid about the ups and downs of a super secret boyband formed by 12 year old superheroes. Angstier than it sounds! [HD]

Song: All these things that I’ve done - The Killers

oh god, all the feels, guys, I’m not even joking. This is so well done.

copperbadge:

Me: BOOM. LOOK AT MY REPULSOR.
Knotta: Oh good! I was worried they wouldn’t fit.
Me: They fit…LIKE A GLOVE.

Holy crap, those are awesome. Where can I find someone who crochets or sews to make me some??
(If it’s not already clear, Tony is my favourite.)

copperbadge:

Me: BOOM. LOOK AT MY REPULSOR.

Knotta: Oh good! I was worried they wouldn’t fit.

Me: They fit…LIKE A GLOVE.

Holy crap, those are awesome. Where can I find someone who crochets or sews to make me some??

(If it’s not already clear, Tony is my favourite.)

fireflyca:

pie-liner-eats-tesseract:

spookysataan:

heyfunniest:

Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.

oh it’s not the masterpost… not yET:

LOL BEST POST EVER 

OOPS! Forgot one!

(Source: savethewales, via brisby-pops)

acidphantom:

barackfuckingobama:

francescadarimini:

I just thought that everyone needed to see this picture of the Cleveland Orchestra bass section dressed up as the Avengers

these are my kind of people

reason number 123423 why cleveland is gr8

YESSSS

acidphantom:

barackfuckingobama:

francescadarimini:

I just thought that everyone needed to see this picture of the Cleveland Orchestra bass section dressed up as the Avengers

these are my kind of people

reason number 123423 why cleveland is gr8

YESSSS

(via eroticabot)