… And this is Doom, he’s almost too gay to function.
DEE DEE DEE DEE
OMG I CAN’T EVEN
[♔] -"Give me Mjölnir, and I am yours to command.”
Inverse!AU: Thor is a berserkr imprisoned for off-realm massacres and Loki is the beloved crown prince of Asgard. Faced with a powerful enemy and imminent destruction of the Nine, Loki has no choice but to trust his vicious adopted brother with Asgard’s most powerful weapon… and his life.
Dress up as a S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent for Halloween and go around to anyone wearing a superhero costume saying “I’m here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative”
YES DO THIS :D
If only I had a Halloween occasion to do this at!
…although let’s be honest, I’m more likely to dress as Tony Stark from ‘Ironsides’.
I’d love to see a villain begin with “I love a spirited woman”
and finish with
"Because seriously, the PATRIARCHY, AMIRITE? PS who’s your favourite first-wave feminist? Mine is Valerie Solanis."
Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers? Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?
Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?
Anyone else remember that? I sure do.
#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man
Black Widow is the best.
I hadn’t thought of the movie quite like that. Now I love her even more.